Guest: Can you make some recommendations?

Me: I'd be happy to. But before that, may I just check if there is anything tt you dont take? Any meat? How abt spicy food?

Guest: Absolutely no! We take everything & anything!

Me: Tt's gd. For a start, I recommend the Fish Maw w/ blablabla. It's pretty..

Guest: Oh no! He dont take fish maw.

Me: In that case, how abt the Sliced Pork w/ blablaba..

Guest: We dont fancy pork.

Me: E egg plant is one of our signature dish as well.

Guest: We hate egg plant.

Blablabla.

Me: For e mains, I will definitely suggest the Crispy Lamb blablabla.

Guest: Oh we dont like e smell.

Me: How abt e Beef w/ blablabla..

Guest: We cannot take beef.

SRSLY? I thought they take everything & anything?!